Spain puts the “u” in Gulag: everyone is guilty until proven innocent
Last November, in a diversion tactic from Spanish PM Mr. Shoemaker (english translation for Zapatero), the Government proposed a new law by which surnames to newborns would be given… by alphabetical order.
Absolute nonsense? Let me explain. Thanks to The Inquisition, spanish citizens have two surnames: the first from dad, second from mum. This was to ensure purity of blood after the expulsion of jews back in 1492, as Spanish sephardim followed the mother’s line.
Having both surnames of the parents publicly shown, The Inquisition eased any inspection denounce or Auto de Fe by automatic check: bad second surname = let’s have a long talk.
600 hundred and something years later, the Socialist Government thought about it and resolved that equality of surnaming should be applied, so now, surnames are given by alphabetical order, unless both parents are against it.
But after that, the Government was not fully satisfied. Spain needed more equality. Even more equality than other countries. So the The Ministress of Tic-tac-toe The Healthcare™, The Equality™ and The Social Policy™ launched another equally bullshitting proposal: the Law on Equal Treatment and Non Discrimination.
By this law, the Spanish Government pretends to promote and defend freedom of discrimination… sorry, I meant being free from discrimination. The Ministress wants
to create a society that does not humiliate anyone and also a society that does not allow anyone to be humiliated. A society where they feel safe and where they feel protected by the law.
But what the news I linked does not say, but really appears on the draft (although not this way as The Government excused), is that with this law, anyone can accuse anyone of discrimination by birth, racial or ethnic origin, sex, religion, belief or opinion, age, disability, sexual orientation or gender identity, illness or any other condition or personal or social circumstance, and the accused will have to prove that he or she did not discriminated. In spanish legal slang, this is called inversion of proof charge.
This is how a big door will be opened to all those really charming people who shouts “Racist!” (or anything) when they don’t get what they want, giving them legal advantage, and providing equal odds to every person in the country to be sued by a bullshitter.
I think I’m going out to earn redistribute some non-discriminatory monies from all those people I can’t stand… oops… I obviously meant that I will be going out to be a Good Citizen and report all those damn discriminators to the new State Authority for Equal Treatment and Non-Discrimination.
Shout Racist poster by Maksim @ ThePeoplesCube.com








